Hi Everybody!
I haven't said anything to anybody about this until now because I wanted
to wait until things were final. We just purchased a one-bedroom condo
near Hanalei Bay in Oahu, Hawaii as an investment property. Escrow
finally closed last week. I thought that I would let you all know in
case anyone is interested in accommodations for an upcoming getaway to
the islands. It's available for weekends or on a weekly basis. For
now, I will be handling bookings until I can find an agent.
Weekends will cost about $100 for three nights and $250 for the week.
These prices are low because they are for friends and family. Prices
will be a bit different for people I don't know, but we can discuss that
on an individual basis.
In any case, it's a one-bedroom, high-rise unit that overlooks the
ocean, nestled among lush greens, and has a lovely ocean view from every
window! See photo below.
Let me know if you're interested ...
Gotta click!
How Male and Female Definitions Differ
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female......Any part under a car's hood.
Male..........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male..........Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male...........Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the
boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment)
Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...........Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment)
Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male..........Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens)
Female......An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...........A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv)
Female......The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male...........Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl)
Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male...........A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5
minutes.