| 08/27/2004 | AJM |
Beach Blanket Bingo Rebeccah, a recently-widowed Jewish lady, was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach, Florida. She looked up and noticed that an elderly gentleman had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby, and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello, sir, how are you? "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book. "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked. "First time since my wife passed away last year," he replied. "Do you live around here?" she asked. "Yes, I live over in Titusville," he answered, continuing to read. Rebeccah persisted. "Do you like pussy cats?" With that, he threw down his book, jumped off his blanket and onto hers, tore off both their swimsuits, and gave her the most passionate ride of her life! As the c! loud of sand began to settle, Rebeccah gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?" The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz? |