| 03/08/2005 | RAD |
Italian and Jewish Mothers What is the difference between an Italian mother whose son won't eat her cooking and a Jewish mother whose son won't eat her cooking? The Italian mother kills her son. The Jewish mother kills herself. Bar Mitzvah Definition: A Bar Mizvah is defined as the day when a Jewish boy comes to the realization that he is more likely to own a professional sports team than he is to play for one. |